Vent your week with seven days of blunt expression in a single metal pen set, each day paired with a different mood and a built‑in stylus for screens. The seven pens cover Monday through Sunday, ready to be used, shared, or gifted for a laugh that lands at work.
Each pen writes with a real 0.5mm bullet tip and smooth black ink, housed in a solid metal barrel designed to endure frequent clicking without faltering during a full shift.
The cap end hides a soft capacitive stylus that works on any glass screen, so you can tap charts, sign tablets, and navigate a kiosk without hunting for a separate device. No batteries, no app installs, and no pairing required.
One pen for every day of the week, each with its own phrase: Mother-Fucking Monday, Throat Punch Tuesday, Wish A Bitch Would Wednesday, Thundercunt Thursday, Fuck Off It's Friday, Shit Show Saturday, Suck A Dick Sunday. Match the mood to the moment each morning.
The set offers two color configurations: Multicolor includes one of each color—pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, and black—while single-color options supply all seven pens in a single shade (Black, Red, Blue, Purple, Pink, Green). The printed phrases are embedded into the coating so they resist wear through daily use and handling.
How to use: choose your day’s pen to do paperwork and signatures, then flip the pen to the stylus end for screen tasks. No setup, no charging, just a reliable tool for a full week of notes and notes on screens.
Customers often find the set doubles as a desk staple and a humorous gift for coworkers, frequently becoming a daily-use item at busy stations. One reviewer shared that the pens wrote through the bottom of pages and that the humor adds to everyday practicality.
| QuipQuirk | Generic "Nurse Life" Pens | Random Office Ballpoints |
|---|---|---|
| One pen for every day of the week | ❌ | ❌ |
| Built-in capacitive stylus — no second tool | ❌ | ❌ |
| Metal barrel that survives a 12-hour shift | ❌ | ❌ |