{"product_id":"quipquirk-vent-through-the-week-with-7-pens-that-say-what-you-cant-esilora","title":"QuipQuirk — Vent Through The Week With 7 Pens That Say What You Can't - Esilora","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003carticle\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVent your week with seven days of blunt expression in a single metal pen set, each day paired with a different mood and a built‑in stylus for screens. The seven pens cover Monday through Sunday, ready to be used, shared, or gifted for a laugh that lands at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12_ad_e9a478cd-5e57-4b0d-bf30-7afdb55f58f8.webp?v=1779745415\" alt=\"Product demonstration\" style=\"width: 70%!important; height: auto!important; display: block!important; max-width: 70%!important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pen writes with a real 0.5mm bullet tip and smooth black ink, housed in a solid metal barrel designed to endure frequent clicking without faltering during a full shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.4_2637f540-a399-4e46-8ac7-ed1dbb4a7305.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cap end hides a soft capacitive stylus that works on any glass screen, so you can tap charts, sign tablets, and navigate a kiosk without hunting for a separate device. No batteries, no app installs, and no pairing required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.2_c2f397d8-f796-4e84-a691-825383ea5fa9.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne pen for every day of the week, each with its own phrase: Mother-Fucking Monday, Throat Punch Tuesday, Wish A Bitch Would Wednesday, Thundercunt Thursday, Fuck Off It's Friday, Shit Show Saturday, Suck A Dick Sunday. Match the mood to the moment each morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.1_e686c891-9f80-4a14-902e-875eab1a74be.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set offers two color configurations: Multicolor includes one of each color—pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, and black—while single-color options supply all seven pens in a single shade (Black, Red, Blue, Purple, Pink, Green). The printed phrases are embedded into the coating so they resist wear through daily use and handling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.5_a438b731-cacf-453e-afbd-123e31a40b2a.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to use: choose your day’s pen to do paperwork and signatures, then flip the pen to the stylus end for screen tasks. No setup, no charging, just a reliable tool for a full week of notes and notes on screens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.7_14987c81-e85a-45a0-953d-99d2bbc2336a.png?v=1779810144\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers often find the set doubles as a desk staple and a humorous gift for coworkers, frequently becoming a daily-use item at busy stations. One reviewer shared that the pens wrote through the bottom of pages and that the humor adds to everyday practicality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center!important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center!important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeneric \"Nurse Life\" Pens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center!important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRandom Office Ballpoints\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center!important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne pen for every day of the week\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; 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